This man called "James" got a direct line to the divine and his legs don't even touch the ground when he's preaching! ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป He's like a spiritual hoverboard and his congregation is obsessed! ๐Ÿ˜…Buh here's the best part: he needs a squad to carry him around the church because, well, gravity's not his thing ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️ And let me tell you, it's a REAL privilege to be chosen for this sacred task! Imagine that?. ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃChurch members are literally praying and scrambling to be one of the lucky few who get to carry Pastor James' hover-self from one end of the church to the other ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ‍♂️ It's like a spiritual game of "Simon Says" - "Pick me, Pastor James! Abeg Pick me!" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜…And the best part? It doesn't matter what you're wearing - whether you're rocking a three-piece suit like Davido on his wedding day or a neon pink jumpsuit like Chioma Davido's wife, if Pastor James points at you, YOU'RE IN! Without any excuse ๐Ÿ“Œ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - My question now is: Wetin you go do if he point you?? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป‍♀️ Remember, he is a man of GOD!! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ#HoveringPastor #SpiritualSquadGoals #Churchdrama ‎

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