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This man called "James" got a direct line to the divine and his legs don't even touch the ground when he's preaching! π€²π» He's like a spiritual hoverboard and his congregation is obsessed! π
Buh here's the best part: he needs a squad to carry him around the church because, well, gravity's not his thing π€·π»♀️ And let me tell you, it's a REAL privilege to be chosen for this sacred task! Imagine that?. π€£π€£Church members are literally praying and scrambling to be one of the lucky few who get to carry Pastor James' hover-self from one end of the church to the other ππ♂️ It's like a spiritual game of "Simon Says" - "Pick me, Pastor James! Abeg Pick me!" π€£ππ»π
And the best part? It doesn't matter what you're wearing - whether you're rocking a three-piece suit like Davido on his wedding day or a neon pink jumpsuit like Chioma Davido's wife, if Pastor James points at you, YOU'RE IN! Without any excuse π π€£πMY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - My question now is: Wetin you go do if he point you?? π€·π»♀️ Remember, he is a man of GOD!! ππ€£#HoveringPastor #SpiritualSquadGoals #Churchdrama
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